Hamish Payne

I get it. You’re staring at your Instagram stats right now thinking Why isn’t this working?

I used Facebook for years. Then I switched most of my time to Instagram (and) never looked back. You’re probably juggling both right now.

I’ve watched people buy followers and watch their accounts tank. Not overnight (slowly.) Posts stop showing up. Comments dry up.

Eyexnews notifications keep popping up. You didn’t ask for them. You don’t want them. And yet there they are. Every time you open Twitter.

I get tired of scrolling through news that feels like wading through mud. You do too, right?

My phone rings. I don’t answer. I already know it’s spam. Or a robocall. Or some telemarketer pretending to be “just checking in.” You’re tired of that

You’ve heard the term Eyexnews World Reports by Eyexcon. But what the hell does it actually mean?

You’ve watched a TikTok video with no subtitles and missed half of it. I have too. Most TikTok videos skip subtitles entirely.

I used to scroll through ten tabs trying to find one real headline. You know that feeling. It’s not that news is hard to find.

You’ve heard the name World Reports Eyexnews. Maybe in a group chat. Maybe from a friend who forwarded a headline.